Thursday, December 10, 2009

Leaders of the Pack

This weeks photos are being released into the wild as we speak, so here is the ladies version of who is in the lead, and who is trailing hopelessly behind.






Manish is going for the gold this year, with an impressive and thick beard engulfing most of his face. Watch out Matt, he may look innocent but Big M is on the attack!
Matt, the reigning champion, is doing everything within his power to defend his crown. Rumor has it that he was spotted at the seaport wrestling tourists for cash, which may have boosted his manliness rating but also re-enforced the idea that he was a homeless man who couldn't afford a razor.

Newcomer Justin C is showing some promise this year with a very dark full beard. He loses manly points for a trimming penalty but don't underestimate his beard-growing power. Just don't get on his bad side or he may roundhouse kick you with those fancy boots.
Last year's Metro Award winner is bringing it this year with a well-groomed but very full beard after only a few weeks. Don't insult his manliness or he will try his jiu jitsu moves on you!
Does Matt know he is supposed to be growing a beard? We aren't sure if he is actually participating in the competition at all. Time to stop playing crossword puzzles and step it up!
Let's face it, the guys with lighter hair like Peter have it tough. The same amount of hair just doesn't register since its so light. We've never seen a blonde burly man, but maybe this year will be different. Maybe not.

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